Office by Alex Penny
(Source: iansomerhaldme, via idkmybffliam)
“I will slip a nip!” best thing I’ve heard all day.
Anonymous: if that's your goal, make it happen?
Yeah, let me go get a person out of the long line of people wanting to kiss me. haha
My summer goal is to kiss someone underwater.
Never again am I cutting my dogs nails.
Doin haircuts.
(via birds-with-broken-wings)
Imagine if Hitler was introducing bands for a concert and changed the names around.
“Hi, I’m Hitler and this is Death Camp for Cutie.”
(Source: emotionaltelepathy, via sex-based)
(Source: rubyandmoon, via notrustonlylust)
I want to be that girl who’s open minded, opinionated but not rude, kind, realistic but optimistic. Sweet as sugar, but not a push over. Calm, cool, and collected. Be taken seriously, but be able to joke around constantly. Care, but know when to not let things affect me.
Why must I contradict myself?
Sleeping With Sirens - James Dean & Audrey Hepburn
