i feel like if a girl touches your dick you should be nice to her and make her laugh and do cool things for her besides rub her clit. like hey lets go to the aquarium cuz thanks for puttin my balls in your mouth
the worst part about depression that’s on again off again is that you can never tell if you’re making progress and actually feeling better or if you just had a couple of good days and the second something goes wrong you’ll be right back where you started.
Ellen Degeneres is the greatest because she doesn’t insult anyone but she doesn’t tiptoe around anything either and she includes everyone and she makes people feel good about themselves while poking fun at them and this is the kind of comedy that should be embraced at award shows not misogynistic songs about breasts
<b>Mum:</b> Valerian root is like nature's valium. It calms nerves.<p><b>Me:</b> I have another herb that calms nerves.<p><b>Mum:</b> This is natural.<p><b>Me:</b> Yeah, so is mine. Is yours grown?<p><b>Mum:</b> Shut up, Cherokee.<p>